I can't see how giving him a Japanese person would help?
It would have ate him too!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)

That's true.
He'd only be a snack, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)