how dare you madam
my underpant hygine is of impeccable standards... I even washed them last week...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

was it your birthday?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

nope
that's the second wash of the year...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)