If it annoys you
I suggest you take your arse over to them and guff in their beaks.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

^this
guffbeaking fixes most of life's problems.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Do we know any guffbeaks locally?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

MAFFERS!
He once said that he likes an ikkle fartle being place on his facebill*.

*maybe.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)