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Whistling and/or singing in the office.
Acceptable, or an excuse to lay waste to their family and friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
It's more annoying when your housemate does it.
Constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I swear its for people who are pretending to be happy constantly

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
If it annoys you
I suggest you take your arse over to them and guff in their beaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
^this
guffbeaking fixes most of life's problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Do we know any guffbeaks locally?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
MAFFERS!
He once said that he likes an ikkle fartle being place on his facebill*.

*maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
I AGREE
SHUT UP SHUT UP CUNT CUNT FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I am on the verge of starting a short but effective killing spree.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Just whistle a different tune over the top of him/her.
Louder and out of tune, while staring right at them.


Subtler and less jailtime.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
depends on the choice of song
and quality of the rendition
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Whistling is for the man who cannot play any musical instrument and thus is shit in public
Only the 'spoons' beats it in the shit musical instrument stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
the spoons are awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
They are The Dessert Instrument of the Spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
I'll bet you don't appreciate the washboard either.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
The Washing Up Instrument of the Easy Entertained

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
You're an abject skifflefail.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
thus, making me a winner at life.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
A man who is tired of skiffle is tired of life.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
I have an urge to start a skiffle band now.
I'll bet Robin Johnson will be up for it when he gets back from That France.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
'skiffling' is the last stage before a lonesome death
Girlfriend - Single - Fucking Cinema Cut Outs - Skiffle - Death - Skiffling In Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
Were you whistling when you typed that?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
I was using my willy like a flute

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
I've done that.
The fingering is quite nice but putting the holes in it was a bit sore. Also going for a piss in a public bog is fun as everyone gets a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Blowjobs can by fun though, it's like she's practicing her scales.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
yet unpredicatable and quite messy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
There isn't enough spoon playing these days for my liking.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

*spoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
*catches*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
*moons*

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
The guy next to me likes to sing just loud enough to be audible, but too softly so that I can't make out what he's singing
But he's Spanish and god knows what they're like.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
AAAAARGH!
Kill the whistling fuckers.
My contracts manager has a really annoying whistle when working out hard sums or just after arguing with his wife on the phone. It's like some sort of free form jazz whistling. Drives me insane
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
Is he called Mr Bod?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
No.
Ah Bod, such great childhood memories. Aunt Flo, PC Copper etc
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
A bloke I worked with who whistled the opening bars to Ruby by The Kaiser Chiefs for the best part of 7 months definitely annoyed nobody,
also the weird bloke who sat next to me at another contract who whistled very quietly definitely wasn't creepy or annoying, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
I'm watching "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"
It's very funny in a "oh man this is terrible" way
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
I thought it went beyond the "so bad it's good" stage
and well into the "it's just bad" stage.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
I've just got to the bit where the shark attacks the plane in mid air.
I laughed hard.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
I can't help but song along to the radio
it's a terrible problem
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Depends on who’s doing the singing/whistling I suppose. The divisional director here loves the sound of his own voice, singing and whistling and shouting down the office. It’s annoying and embarrassing, especially if there are visitors in or you’re on the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
RAGE!
Dunno why. I guess I see it as attention seeking or a lack of consideration for other people's concentration.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
Singing / Whistling In The Office
What's much more annoying is people who discordantly hum just under their breath.
These are the ball-lickers who do not deserve to live.

I count alongside them people who can't help but clear their throats, loudly, every 2 minutes or so.

They'd go first.
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)