I was using my willy like a flute

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

I've done that.
The fingering is quite nice but putting the holes in it was a bit sore. Also going for a piss in a public bog is fun as everyone gets a bit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Blowjobs can by fun though, it's like she's practicing her scales.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

yet unpredicatable and quite messy.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)