how the fresh hell did anyone discover this?
did someone think "oh, my cow's cervix has dropped out ... hmm, better POUR SUGAR ALL OVER IT, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA"
or what exactly?
(Gilgameshgazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I dunno, ask James Herriott.
He was always at it.
(Esme WeatherwaxI swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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"Oh no! The dog's got a bit of a crispy cock from horning in the sun too long...BETTER SLAP SOME MARMITE ON THAT!"
(Donkey Gums@mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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maybe they just went through all the cupboards trying every foodstuff on every body part until something worked
(Gilgameshgazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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Probably.
(Esme WeatherwaxI swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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