I once almost had to wrestle a LIZARD whilst in a hamock.
Oh there'd have been some moves busted then, I can tell you.
It was the size of my leg.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

JMG in a hamock, wrestling with his lizard.
There's gonna be lady-gush spouted across the planet now.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)