I have shoes, they go on my feet and the stop dog poo getting between my toes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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there's nothing quite like the feeling of a cold wet dog poo squishing underfoot(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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