I would like to bring the topic of shoes to the table.
I would also like to know about your fantabulous shoes, because pretty shoes make the world go round.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I buy leather shoes. I do not like synthetics.
Other than that i'm not that bothered. No high heels, mind.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

On the subject of high heels
I saw some pink shoes in Topshop, they must have been at least six inches or more high. It mystifies me how people can actually walk on spikes that tall.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Pass.
I do like to look at them being worn though.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

It takes a certain amount of precision and balance.
Maybe these qualities make them wonderful in bed, I'm not sure.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

Only if they are part of knee high boots.
Then we're talking!
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

talking in a very kinky relationship.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

U KNOWS IT!
God. Yes.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Watching them try to go downhill is particularly amusing.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Tilting platform high heels
to allow for C.O.G compensation.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

i like platforms.
having said that, ive only ever had one pair, and i broke them at the weekend whilst miraculously avoiding twisting my ankle.
( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

i sadfaced :(
i liked those shoes
( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

hello binky
*polite handshake*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

HELLO ROOCKET
*impolite nuzzles*
( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

we've not had an internet hug for ages
*improper prodding*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

*ungenteel licks*

( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

*dishonerable discharge*
sorry.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

so you should be, spelling dishonorable like that :(

( sleepybinky, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I have recently bought two pairs of £80 shoes
They are lovely Sketchers trainers and they are very comfy and look awesome
( __, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

That was Othello

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

No, it was God.
/Bruce Almighty
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

/and Evan Almighty

( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I didn't bother with the sequel.
Bruce Almighty was a passable film, I didn't want to ruin it.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I dont think Evan Almighty aws a sequel
I think they just got the same black dude to play God in both.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

TERRIBLE UNORIGINALITY.

( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I have
two pairs of trainers
one pair running shoes
one pair squash shoes
one pair shoe shoes.

Anyone who wears flip flops/sandals should be killed. Violently.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Flip flips?
Surely if they don't flop, they don't work...
Oh, that's better...
( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

they only go upward
the inadvertent paddler could end up floating in the middle of the air, somewhere above the sea
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

i have sandals
i challenge you to a duel
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I challange you to stop being a cunt who deserves to be killed.
You flip flop wearing nancy boy.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

From a man with squash shoes???

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yes.
I only wear them when I play squash.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

You should wear football boots.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oh yeah.
I have a pair of astroturfs too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I have 3 pairs of astroturf trainers, 2 pairs of boots and some indoor triners.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I tried playing football in my hockey astros
CONTROLFAIL. the spikes on the side mess stuff up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

haha

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

i never said they were flip flops
they are VELCRO

and they contain poison darts
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

On the beach they are acceptable.
Worn on a cold Scottish winter's morning accompanied by cargo shorts, a wooly hat and scarf and a short sleeved rugby top they should be exterminated.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

No.
On a beach, go barefooted.

On a shingle beach, wear trainers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

No,
it's too hot. Sandals have their place. It's just not near civilisation.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

No, it's never too hot.
Trainers are designed so that your feet don't sweat like jews in a death camp.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Maybe you've never been to the beaches I have.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Maybe you own crap trainers?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

I dont own any trainers,
I only own shoes and weightlifting shoes, which are also leather.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

that sounds like a good plan for self-immolation anyway

( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I 'm thinking of the Rugby loving student dolts wondering about my neck of the woods.
The Rah! Rah! Rah! crowd.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

oh them
they've got it coming. come the revolution and all that
( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I'm wearing Birkenstocks
what, in essence, are you going to fucking do about it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

In essence,
I'm going to end your world.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

My work shoes need a polish
and 2 days after I bought them they got a big ol' scuff down the side.
( magnum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

I was complimented on Saturday because my shoes matched the rest of my outfit
To be honest, I'd never go out with shoes that don't match.
( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I think is the correct respone here.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

What, like a flip-flop and a trainer?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

something like that
but you must make sure you wear shoes with the same heel or you'll be in trouble.
( SuperMatt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

I have shoes, they go on my feet and the stop dog poo getting between my toes

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

there's nothing quite like the feeling of a cold wet dog poo squishing underfoot

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I've never owned any 'fantabulous' shoes.
My shoes have been there to stop my feet from being shown, that's all
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

don't put shoes on the table, it's bad luck

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

gah

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

*victory jig*

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

It's bad luck to put shoes on the table.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

I have a new pair of leather shoes
and for the first time in about 8 years they are not boot-style shoes.
I would much prefer to have my boots back.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I also have one pair of training shoes
and two pairs of slippers - one pair stolen from a hotel, and the other pair of slippers are leather.
( turb0t, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I own one pair of shoes
And one pair of trainers.

I dont see the need for any more.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

dont the need for any more. cant see my feet anyway.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

High top Cons folded down

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

If your shoe becomes untied, that means that someone is talking about you

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

the reverse is true also

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I walk behind people in the street and talk about them
Watching their shoelaces untie themselves as they trot along
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Apparently the Japanese believe it's sneezing twice = gossiping.
I consider this the same level of ridiculousness. Maybe it just means you can't tie your shoes properly.
( Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I just bought a pair of Dickie's steel toe boots.
they're very manly.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm awesome, I agree.
(one pair of smart shoes, one pair of approach shoes, one pair of trainers, 3 pairs of climbing shoes, one pair of sandals)
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I have shoe woes, mostly.
Though a girl asked me where I got my shoes from on Friday night. I advised her that they were in the kids section so she might not be able to get any.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Do your Magic Step Shoes allow you to defeat the evil witch?

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I am the evil witch

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'll take the key from my shoe and STRIKE THEE DOWN

( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

pfft :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Never open your brolly indoors

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

Not even if it's raining?

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I think in that case,
you need someone to take a look at the roof.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I have some bowling shoes
some converse type ones in white with pictures of guns on and some black addidas ones.

More information available at request.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I would like more information

(thediscokingpin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

The Addidas trainers are Chile 62s,
originally developed for playing football on frozen pitches.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

cam pls?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

You're SO cool

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

You knows it!
Actually the bowling shoes are a fucking health hazard, no grip, I don't wear them much anymore.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

I like going barefoot
I haven't worn any shoes in the last week.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)