EVERYTHING FLAPJACK SAYS IS A LIE


/cretin paradox
/too early for philosophy puns
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

this is because flapjack is like cake

( spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

*cunts you right in the Cretans*

Edit - that's not a paradox though. If you say always lie, then you could be lying about that, and therefore sometimes tell the truth, rendering the statement valid. Boo-Ya.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)