I'd suck you off
for £8,000,000
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I'd suck pretty much anyone off for £100.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I heard that sex with you is like "being licked out by a mouse"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

done
when can i expect the £100?
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

how about half a cigarette?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

DONE
*grows tache*
*Develops severe mental illness*
*Dresses up as Susan Boyle*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)