Silly boy.
My 10lb lump hammer well fulfils my personal crotch-smashing needs.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Oof.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

I have done this by accident
about three years ago.
I'm expecting to see the funny side in another decade or so.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)