FUUUUUUUUUCK!
DON'T GO TO THE POLICE, they're corrupt.
An FBI agent will somehow find you anyway, convince you to testify, then you'll have to fly somewhere but there will be MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.
( CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

Oh I watched that last night. What a load of wanky.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

I enjoyed it in the cinema
so watched it last night. My housemate was all "so this is funny right? When's the funny bit? Did I miss it?" and I was like "it's more fun than funny. The baldy fella throws the dog to a snake, then hegts et by the same snake. And SLJ sez "get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane" and a chap gets bit on the winky and a girl gets bit on her boob and stuff and stuff."
( CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

and then I was like "turn it over if you want"
and she was all like "no, you chose this. We'll watch it" and I wished I'd put terminator 3 on instead, but that's shit too.
( CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)