It's your patio's fault for inflicting its uniform flatness
on nature's voluptuously curvy landscape.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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A TREE GREW THROUGH MY WINDOW AND ITS ROOTS ARE ON MY CAPS LOCK KEY
BUT ON THE BALANCE OF THINGS I STILL LIKE TREES
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 19:55,
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