I find the safest side to be of him is upwind.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

That too.
Piss, biscuits and a terrible wind problem.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

no wonder, feeding him piss and biscuits.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I tell him it's lemonade
His taste buds are so old he can't tell any more.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

true, since he has started using the ear trumpet and calling out for `nurse`
things have gone downhill.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Spud dresses up sometimes to humour him
but he doesn't make a good nurse.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)