Let's all have a fight.
Who would win?
I'm 'ard as nails me.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

*yawn*

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Sorry, you're right.
I truly have brought the board down.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Well that's obviously me.
But also, I had posted.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

It's just rude.

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

The Moohalaa fruit braintrust once put forward the notion that all new threads should be banned for an hour after I post.
I'm not against such rulings, but wish to distance myself from the official campaign. So as not to wind up the type who see McDonalds as a snack.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Every 18 year old thinks they are hard as nails.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Nah I really don't
i'm a scrawny bastard.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

MAFFERS
how the fuck are you? Hows the family?
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Not bad, not bad at all.
Yourself?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Aye
:)
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Grand.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Been evicted from our hole in t' road
but musnt grumble
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Me.
I'd get my cock out and you'd all be too busy laughing to notice be battering you all to death with a fire extinguisher
( CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I would,I would simply fall on people and no fucker will get up from that.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

CHB
Then maybe me about a year ago. After that, I dunno.
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

What happened a year ago?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

actually
it was about 18 months ago. I was the fittest I've ever been and I'd just got 2nd in karate.
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Yes him.
I call him sir just to be on the safe side.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I find the safest side to be of him is upwind.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

That too.
Piss, biscuits and a terrible wind problem.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

no wonder, feeding him piss and biscuits.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I tell him it's lemonade
His taste buds are so old he can't tell any more.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

true, since he has started using the ear trumpet and calling out for `nurse`
things have gone downhill.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Spud dresses up sometimes to humour him
but he doesn't make a good nurse.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

*ahem*
check my profile lil ninja
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach.

:oP

*legs it*
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

OOoohh you cheeky fecker!
*strops*
*takes back jaffa cakes*
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

nooooooooooo!
*sobs* I need them now. I'm a fatty since I stopped training.
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Awww *hugs*
*gives whole packet*
Ah don't worry, take up gentle sofa surfing :)
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm hoping I can find a new club soon
one that isn't filled in in fights and bitching.
( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Ha
You should come see us :)
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

FULL MOON!!!!!!!!
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

*moons*

( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

ARGH!
*blinds*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

HALF MOON
( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

so we can start calling you
jeeeenpots then from now on?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

no

( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

ohhh gowan.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

....... gowan then

( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

true, the captain would take the crown.
then I could fall on people and then they would not get up.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

I probably wouldn't I'm too passive

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I used to box.
I was shit though.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Me.
I'd sit on you.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Joke's on you.
I'd enjoy it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Phwoarr

( BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

could we not take it in turns to jump on people
until they are a gooey mess?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

That would be a lot of fun.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

the noises would kinda be like what I heard yesterday
when I ran over a wee little bird in the road.

only much louder.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

i would turn you into duck pate
and feed you to the dogs.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

also HELLO B3TA!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

could you not feed them to the piiiiiiiigs?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

your average b3tan weighs enough as it is.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

well, they would not go hungry.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

most b3tans would eat furniture
rather than go hungry
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

oh, I meant the pigs.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

its a fine line...

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

can i bring my mate smithy? mans an nut job
he stooled someone for taking the piss out of his release anger mangerment training
( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I hope it's a CUDDLE FIGHT.
That way everyone wins.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

what if we dont like cuddles.
i fucking detest cuddles.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

*hug*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

you huge cunt.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

HELLO!
HELLO HELLO
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

HALLO!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

more of an orvile fan then?

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

its like you KNOW me
cunt.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

All cuddle-haters will be cuddled extra
until they like cuddles too.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

this will never happen.
this is scaremongering at its finest.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

You will be cuddled into submission.
If that doesn't work, I guess there'll be no choice but to have you taken out back and shot.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)