10 rabbits on your scalp.
From a distance, they'll look like hares.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yay!
Dad joke.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

GOSH!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Actually, I can imagine JMG with an anchor tattoo.
Like Popeye but with Vimto instead of spinich.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)