A cracking debate has begun at JMG Towers.
What kind of tattoo should I get?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

I'm going to have a cock tattooed onto my cock, but bigger

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

*wipes hand on jeans*
Sorry about that.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

i have the millenium falcon on my back.
dont get that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

OHH INTERNET!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

i moved :((
he jiggled :((
shut up.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Get Chewbacca's face tattooed onto your fanny

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Big Fat Neil got a tattoo for free off some lad who was practicing at the time.
It's the most wonderful cock-eyed mess you'd ever see.
It covers the top of his arm. Is supposed to be round but is egg-shaped on one side.
Terrible.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

THIS WAY UP!
with arrows pointing in all directions
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

'no fat birds'

( jenpots, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

YES!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

chicks
it has to be chicks
( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

10 rabbits on your scalp.
From a distance, they'll look like hares.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yay!
Dad joke.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

GOSH!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Actually, I can imagine JMG with an anchor tattoo.
Like Popeye but with Vimto instead of spinich.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

none, they insist upon themselves and are as bad as taking the internet too srrs

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

I'm hoping to get a traditional Japanese phoenix soon.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Something awesome, yet dignified.
Like a stern-looking eagle.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Or a dinosaur wearing a monocle.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

a google logo
with your nipples as radio buttons - one saying "google it" and the other "I'm feeling lucky"
( rob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)