you should've run them over in your wheelchair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

I have crutches
not a wheelchair, although I would like one right now...

crutches are hard to use!

Gotta be said, anyone wanna hold my crutch?

edit/ didnt have crutches when both these things happened
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)