A man I don't know

asked me what was wrong with my foot today.

I have no idea why, and before that there were some guys setting up a market stall and as I walked past one of them pointed and said 'It was her, she told me to do it' and then the other 2 blokes started laughing and looked at me, I think waiting for a reply...
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

A man I dont know
once asked me if I'd like to come to his house and see his puppies.

There are a lot of strange men in the world.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

he could've at least offered you some werthers as well

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Or some hot hairy man cock
right up the wrong un
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I wouldn't have settled for anything less than bumsex.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

I bet the day you're legal
you'll turn into a nun.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

And stick myself up people's cunts.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

nuns are allowed bumsex aren't they?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

Are they allowed to ladywank?

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

only with a crucifix

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

you're thinking of Catholic schoolgirls
and/or The Exorcist
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

all the time

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

And Fenris
and the queen.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

That'd make a good kids book

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)

For bad kids

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:48, archived)

you should've run them over in your wheelchair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

I have crutches
not a wheelchair, although I would like one right now...

crutches are hard to use!

Gotta be said, anyone wanna hold my crutch?

edit/ didnt have crutches when both these things happened
( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:49, archived)

You have marker pen on your face.

( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

A girl I don't know smiled at me today.
I looked round, and checked my face for marker pen and everything, but no, she must just have been being nice.
( Newington, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Or it may have been the only outward sign
of her inwardly laughing at you
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

If the mirror you checked in was in the loo,
she was probably a bloke
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

And/or George Michael

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Bad
foot
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

He is the father of your child
Which was the result of a 7 man strong gangbang out in the carpark of your local boozer after a night on the Aftershocks.

AICMFP
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

Where you there!?!?!?!?!

( diffy maybs, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)