OH DAVID!
The internet is always picking on me for being popular and intelligent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

As we've always known, it's just jealousy.
The trouble is, they never realise that their feeble attempts at insults or other such things simply bounce off your mighty armour, striking them back in the face, making them worse and worse.

How can this ever be corrected?

JMG FOR MOD. That's how.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

JMG FOR MOD!
*Political rally*
*The punching of ugly people*
*National anthem*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)