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*Points of View intro music*
Which one of you fat fuckers wants to complain?
Does Wogan still do Points of View. I'll be him.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
GIRLS ARE CUNTS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I MEAN HAVE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
You know what to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
BALDMONEYSMASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
ammals.

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If this is how funny your podcast is
Well.. I know what I'LL be doing tonight!


...
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Wanking?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
whilst listening to the podcast

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
Haha! This is, indeed, a punchline!

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not only that but they were right werent they.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
It's hard typing with one hand

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Computers are shit and I hate them.
This is tonight's bother for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

lolarious
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
*buys ticket*
For comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I'm complaining.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
As you, a GIRL replying to ME, JMG.
There'll no doubt be somebody along shortly to shout at me.
It'll be MY fault. Ultimately.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
STOP TRYING TO RUN OFF WITH HER JMG!
God, you're such a... such a BLOKE!

*flicks cunty fringe haircut*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
OH DAVID!
The internet is always picking on me for being popular and intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
As we've always known, it's just jealousy.
The trouble is, they never realise that their feeble attempts at insults or other such things simply bounce off your mighty armour, striking them back in the face, making them worse and worse.

How can this ever be corrected?

JMG FOR MOD. That's how.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
JMG FOR MOD!
*Political rally*
*The punching of ugly people*
*National anthem*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
I do feel you are responsible.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
I'm probably allergic to breasts, or something along those lines.
I'm in incredible form, lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Last I heard you were a gypsy clown living in Twickenham, and a bearded collie.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
I'm Jihon in the Memeishi
that makes me nearly important
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
*Firm handshakes and the spoiling of a local Polo match*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I think Graham Norton took over.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
*Several new threads detailing why this is a bad choice in host*

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I don't think it's on tv anymore.
outdated tv references Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)