My dog fell asleep standing up earlier.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Pfft.
Aw.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

He had his nuts chopped off.
The drugs make him funny.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

probably an old english sleepdog

( scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

or a miniature schnoozer

( scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

You should be ashamed.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:53, archived)