All you need to do now is learn karate and kick some bullies into next week.
Then run them over.
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm like Mister Myaggi in a Honda Accord me

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Can you catch a fly on your bell-end though?
Or whatever it was that little chink used to do.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)