Good morning, everyone.
Did you sleep well? Any nice dreams to report? How's the weather where you are? Cuppa tea? Coffee?
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)

SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)

NO.

( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:43, archived)

Gligy, my lovely
calm down a wee bit. okay? okay. Good.
with love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

Love you too you fluffy cunt.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

I can't be arsed working today
I might just sit around in my underpants playing guitar all day
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

ooooooo fun. Wish I could play guitar. But can't.
I had a jammie day on sunday - just sat in my pj's and nothing else and watched movies allllllll day. It was ace!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

I might do this at the station today
I'm spare this afternoon, no one will notice.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

you're going to sit in a train station just wearing your underpants?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

Nope
The station. Can't you read, you fucking spastic?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

I was just wondering that....
there are two outcomes.
a) those poor, poor commuters
b) those lucky lucky bastards!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

You have clearly never seen a 41 year old man in his knickers
b) is out of the question
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

I was trying to be nice you cunt.
I won't bother in future.
with love and fluffles. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

FUCK OFF! THE FUCKING LOT OF YOU!
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Wobble wobble wobble!
c'mere - I'll give you a hug and sing you lullabies like your daddy never did...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

GERROFF!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

did you know that being hugged reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally tight and having pressure applied over your torso calms you down?
It's true. :)
You sound like you need a hug.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

I HATE you!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Love you too
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

TWAT

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

hee hee hee twat.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

god I'm so mature.
I'm laughing at you laughing at the word Twat.
/facepales
with love and fluffles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

*rubs*

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

erm what are you rubbing dearie?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

GENERAL HAPPY RUBBING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

you get your hands away from there!
I'm taken!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

me too :D

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

QUITE FREQUENTLY.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

UP THE BUM!
/giggles.
ha ha. Bum. hahaha.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

HAHAHA BUM LOLS.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:18, archived)

*kisses face*

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

god, binky.
affection whore.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

Wide awake
Blue skies and slight cloud cover, 33 degrees C, Ginger Beer & Lime and an Executive Recruitment Agency have just offered me a job with ridiculous amounts of cash in Singapore. Don't think I'll take it though.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

Why? Singapore sounds lovely.

( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

Antiseptically Clean
Genetically engineered shithole (and expensive)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

But but but... it doesn't make any sense!
/ac

And what about all the lovely cash?
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

Cash is not everything
I am happy with my current position and hate Singapore
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

Tetchy today
Zapped any good motherboards recently?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

nope, it's all fixed and repaired and running like a screaming bastard now
and I've got enough bits left over to build a second machine as a file server

and I have a huge penis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

All you need to do now is learn karate and kick some bullies into next week.
Then run them over.
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm like Mister Myaggi in a Honda Accord me

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Can you catch a fly on your bell-end though?
Or whatever it was that little chink used to do.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Last Statement
*may contain lies*

I bought the stuff I wanted (except the sound card) on Saturday, but, will have to wait for the weekend to build it up!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

Gizza job.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Hello!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

bollocks

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

You know who I work for...
But if I do leave you'll be the second to know (How good are you with Christmas Tree's)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Christmas trees?
What do you *do*?
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Thats me loading one out on "Talk Like A Pirate day"
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/57163/1190195007/Pirates.JPG

and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree_(oil_well)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Cool
You have slaves
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Coolies

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

I'm going to have to head to the colonies.
Just out of interest, have you ever met a bloke called Rob Falls through your work?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

Does he work in Indonesia?
Or is he a wellhead guy?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

He has worked there
He is a safety consultant.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

Cannot say I have
But, depending on where he drinks I may have met him
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

He's in Somalia now
Probably being shot or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Happened to me
In Yemen (it's shit)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

I can almost desribe what a flange is.
That's how advanced my engineering knowledge is:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

I have been having erotic dreams about Gordon Ramsey

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Did he slap the back of his hand on the pop shot?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

He was a giggling, awkward buffoon

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

Was he laughing at you?
My guess is he was. I might be wrong.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Possibly
I was rushing around trying to find somewhere to hide
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I slept like a dead baby.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

like with
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

I managed a whopping three hours sleep, wonderful
I blame you.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

I appear to have broken my mind's 'getting up at 445 is a great idea' cycle
Good times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

Taking offence here because you didn't tell me not to.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Yeah
Soz, like.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)