I have been having erotic dreams about Gordon Ramsey

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Did he slap the back of his hand on the pop shot?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

He was a giggling, awkward buffoon

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

Was he laughing at you?
My guess is he was. I might be wrong.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

Possibly
I was rushing around trying to find somewhere to hide
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)