Hit it with an axe then set it on fire
that's about the best sound you'll get out of it ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

You sir
can fuck RIGHT off
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

haha
I was waiting for that.

morning you. How's tricks?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I'm nothing if not predictable.
I'm alright thanks. Sunburn is fading to tan now which is good. I was sick of looking like a tomato. I'm in a relatively good mood today. I'm sure something will happen to change this.

How're you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Legs still ache after sunday
and also sunburn, in a special wifebeater shape, after running in my SEXY stroke association vest. SEXY.

Otherwise I'm fine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)