I am turning very housewifey lately.
Strange. I have an apron, that's nearly a pinny :(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I had an apron once.
I used to hang it on the kitchen door. We don't have a kitchen door anymore.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Did you eat it?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

No.
I used to like wearing an apron while otherwise naked. The breeze on my bottom would give me an erection and cause my apron to ruck up at the front.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

omg you could cut a hole in the back of the pocket and then NO NO STOP THINKING.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

None of this is true.
I just like the idea of the apron all rucked up and sticking out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

i think it is because i am wearing a gingham dress and a bow in my hair.
i am feeling very 1950s.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Ahhh.
I am not. I would like to be, though. Where do you get your nice dresses from?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

well this dress is a red herring one from debenhams. it was very cheap, £22.
it is actually more like a grown-up version of a primary school dress than a proper 1950s one, but i like it.

it was a birthday present. i asked for it because i bought a gingham hairband with a bow and i needed clothes to go with it.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)