i have a barbecue PERILOUSLY CLOSE to a rather dried out palm tree in the garden.
which is next to a wooden fence.
( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

BURNOTRONIC DEATH JUNE TIMES.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

THE WHOLE TERRACE WILL GO UP.

( sleepybinky, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I'm using my barbecue
To slowly kill some ivy on a fence. It's a delicate balancing act that may well result in me burning half my garden to the ground.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Rome wasn't built by a health and safety executive.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Nope. it was built by fuckine wolves and shit
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)