I could use my air rifle to set off car alarms in the car park.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Air rifle, pff
What you want is a good .223 then you can set off the car alarms 1/2 mile away.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

And by set off I mean put holes in

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)