Yeah but "Mack the Knife" could be... "Snack Tonight"!!!!
And... "New York, New York" could be... uh.. "Food Pork, Food Pork!"
( __, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

or Poo Pork

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Start Spreading the lube
I'm horny today
I'm gonna make you fart a bit
When I Poo Pork Poo Pork
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)