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What a feeling.
I'm Dan's sweaty sores congealing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
Bye bye Mr Berry why-aye
Drove my skevvies through the navy now Ron Jeremy's bi
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You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make them think.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
This sounds fun!
I have signed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
nice one, it's fun for all ages and sexes and great times
forum lulz a plenty
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Bollocks, I'm off festivalling.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
never fear young man, bingo is here to stay, i'm campaigning for a /bingo board

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Just use offtopic

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Off topic is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
you tell him
/talk is the home of bingo and bingo fans
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Yes, indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
I'm confused. Please explain.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
it's bingo, you gaz me, i send you a bingo card, i randomise 90 numbers and call them out, online when a dull thread appears, you mark them off your card
i also have a copy of your card to check for false claims, posting dull threads on purpose gets you banned from the bingo for that week
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
that's fucking mega.
But there's no way I'm gonna be on here on a saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
I have just been for my first ever contraceptive injection
why the fuck didn't anyone tell me it would hurt so much and still hurt 2 hours later :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
^Fucking pansy

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
It's i/m, I presume?
i/m is always a bit sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
ESME! What is I/M?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Ahh intra muscular
Thanks spangers
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
INTRA MUSCULAR.
INTO THE MUSCLE. Oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
In Mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
p/o

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
Private Orifice

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
Per Os

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
Perfect Ostrich?
ESME HAS LOST IT
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
SHUSH IT RIGHT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
owies
was it an intra-muscular one? Those do cane a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
ooh look at me I knew a medical thing

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
If was in my arm

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
If it wasn't into the vein, it was i/m.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Nah she just whapped it in in the same bit where my TB is.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
Yup, i/m.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
It really fucking hurts!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
Yeah, it will do.
Stick an ice pack on it, that will help.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Thank you Dr Esme :)

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
:)
How are you? How is Fez Cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
We are great thanks
Everythings getting easier every day.

Fezcat is a little shit. He keeps following me to nursery but manages to get halfway to the point where he can't see the house anymore then he just sits and waits.

How are you and noity noit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Aw, he's looking after you:)
Yeah, not too bad. Noit has a new better job, and I just registered for temp work. It is verrry nice here today. I like the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
Oh good look with the temping thing
it's lovely here too. Shame we live so far apart we could have been ladies of leisure in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
got to be better than just get done up the shitter all the time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
That's your answer for everything

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
pretty much
show me your bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
I thought a contraceptive injection was when you put your willy into a fanny, wiggled it around a bit and then 5 weeks later you give birth to toddlers?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
Silly!
good lord can you imagine the scroats that would be wandering around if that were true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
I honestly believe that I've got a child somewhere.
I hope he's got a Mexican first name, like 'Tortilla Chip' or something cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
Ricardo Izecson Anderson dos Santos Leite Gums?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
I'm totally recording a hard rock version of a Frank Sinatra song
it's going to be quite special
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Awesome-o.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Which one?
It'll be gosh darned SEXY is what it'll be.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
fly me to the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
that was the worst film i saw last year

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
I just had a phone call from someone asking if I want to work in Leeds
sod that, I'd rather starve than go to Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
do a comedy parody version like weird al, those are sooooooo funny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
no, those are shit
it's a totally straight cover, just rocked up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
Doesn't sound very straight to me, pufter.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
fuck off you lardy noncebucket

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Yeah but "Mack the Knife" could be... "Snack Tonight"!!!!
And... "New York, New York" could be... uh.. "Food Pork, Food Pork!"
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or Poo Pork

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Start Spreading the lube
I'm horny today
I'm gonna make you fart a bit
When I Poo Pork Poo Pork
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)