You probably need to get a can of Tennants Super
and put a brown paper bag round it for the full experience of being dolescum.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Ugh, I don't like beer.
Cheapo cider works too, right?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)