I reckon he fancies her.
Which would make sense, seeing as she looks like a potato.

OH THE FAT JOKES!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

mmmm, chips.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)