Seriously, he's not a lol fattie, he's incredibly strong.
I was looking at them last week. I love bender, what kind of lizard beast is he?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

He's a Uromastyx Occelata,
He's my sister's lizard. He's cool.

Oh I know he is, it just sounded like what clients say:p I FEED HIM HARDLY ANYTHING EXCEPT CAKE, HONEST
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Haha, very true. I don't feed him ANYTHING at all, just scraps from the dinner table
and a bowl of crushed eagles every two hours.

He's awesome :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)