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QOTW is bullied in to shape and BOARD is alright in spite of it's lack of GMoS.
I may as well quit the internet for the day right now.
But oh no. I still have much control to maintain with all you people.

As the puppet master who doesn't wear a scarf on here. How do you all plan to one day repay me for this sterling work?
You'd all be worse off without me.
Dare I also say, fatter too?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
I'll give you a flash, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
CAPITAL LORDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
I NO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
I'm already falling out with JMG in advance.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
JMG, instruct Barclaycard to phone me back and offer me a job.
I am bored of waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Why would you want to work for them?
Find another vet instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
None around here.
And we will be moving away soon, I hope. I don't want to start in another practice and then have to change.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
Be Professionally Unemployed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
This is where I'm probably blamed for something.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
Bogus would, but it's not after midnight.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I would fucking love that.
How do I apply?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
It's easy - you don't even have to do anything!
Also: b3ta.belm.co.uk/bowser_donotwant
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Awwwww.
Ooh, he got the fancy kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Fancypants Vet
They love him there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
Aww.
Boxers are usually very good. Mental, but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
Yesterday, I took him for a short lead walk, and let him lead the way, just to see where he went.
He started taking me toward the vet again. Perhaps he was hoping they'd take the annoying collar off? :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Hehe, probably.
What's his name?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
Duh, BOWSER.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Oh duh, sorry.
I like that name.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Aww, he's gorgeous, but not as nice as Madam Marlboro's boxer though. She's mental but lovely

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
Aw her one is gorgeous.
I think we should have a b3tan pet bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
My Monty would steal the show.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
What is your Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
My dog.
I don't think a b3ta bash would be Colin (my cat)'s scene.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
What kind of dog is he?
Yeah, I don't think my rabbit would enjoy it. I could steal Noit's parent's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Mongrel, black.
Big bit of labbie, big bit of collie. 100% awesome.

Remind me sometime and I'll fish out a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Cool.
Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I'd win with my cat, he's aces

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Nooo, my dog is the bestest.
He lives in Ireland, though :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/Giz%20and%20Ozzy/GizOZ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
Awwww
The black one looks very like my sister's cat.

Being that they're both black.

I think she looks like she has some Burmese in her blood somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
They've both got the pointy haughty looking face thing going on

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Yeah, Lily's a snotty cow.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Oh hai
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
Awww, he's very cute
Not a patch on my cat though

img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/Giz%20and%20Ozzy/DCP_0025_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
He's awesome,
is a Norwegian Forest Cat, or partly?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
I think part Maine coon. Weighs around 6kg, but it's all muscle

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
haha, yeaaaaaah.
Just big boned:p My other sister's cat is like that, fucking monster.

It'll be quicker to link you to here to show you all my pets:
www.facebook.com/photos.php?&id=531590294&s=18&hash=4cf655bff723357a7469cc57b88ea9bd#/album.php?page=1&aid=13504&op=12&id=531590294
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
Seriously, he's not a lol fattie, he's incredibly strong.
I was looking at them last week. I love bender, what kind of lizard beast is he?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
He's a Uromastyx Occelata,
He's my sister's lizard. He's cool.

Oh I know he is, it just sounded like what clients say:p I FEED HIM HARDLY ANYTHING EXCEPT CAKE, HONEST
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Haha, very true. I don't feed him ANYTHING at all, just scraps from the dinner table
and a bowl of crushed eagles every two hours.

He's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
HE IS WIN
He is also 50:50 Boxer:Old English Bulldog
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Ahhhh, he looks full Boxer there.
Cool, not many Old Englishes about here.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
They do special interviews every second thursday
Make sure to be drunk and sweary to impress them.

I think you'll be a natural. See if you can borrow a few screaming kids to push round too.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Ugh, I don't do kids.
I could bring my rabbit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
I'm not sure that would be appropriate.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
only if it's in a ripped lidl bag with a four pack and 20 snouts.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
SEXY
k53.pbase.com/v3/91/200591/1/45103024._MG_5133.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
oooh
Is that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
No.
Google Images.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
OH DAVE SNAPPER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
I'll buy you a bottle of Newcastle Brown

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
I really haven't drank as much of that as you'd expect.
I did once go through many in Birmingham of all places.
I was in top form.
Sadly the football team weren't.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
As a gift to you
I shall take over as manager of Newcastle United Football Club and bring then back into the premiership.
Not only that, I shall make them win!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
I'm building a 400 foot staut

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
it's like a statue, but pulled really tight

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
I applaud this, twice over.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
I really just pressed enter instead of backsapce :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
If I manage to win the lottery, I will buy you as much of the Brown Delight as you can drink.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
I'll throw empties at ugly people.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
It can only improve them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
Board has GMoS
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/gmos.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
I feel tired.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
I recommend Cocaine.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Are you paying?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
Chin up Pet.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
I'm pretty sure I'm thinner than you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Hopefully!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Im thinner than both of you combined
And I dont even own a scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
I own many scarves
but I need to because if my neck gets cold I start to whine even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Oh JMG, Aberdeen is continuing a campaign of attempted bullying/internet white knighting against me.
It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
poof

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
It's a good job 50% of ABerdeen can't see any of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
I think Pickle Fatty has me on ignore, so that sorts that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
We're completely covert.
Let's plan something in Brighton.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
Where did this Brighton based wobbling originate?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts/19246?q=brighton
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
Blimey!
Was he raped by a Brighton or something?
That's some incredibly random bitterness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
Who in their right mind would even consider raping him?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
None of the donkey's could carry him.
Terrible chlidhood trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Christ he's a fucking bitter twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
I'll have sex with you, or a person of your choosing, if you like.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)