I'm highly reliable
I just got in from picking your kids up from the pool
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Picking them up?
You were supposed to drop them off, you disgusting man!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

Eew

( broadsword, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)