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I'm a man keen to appeal to b3ta's oppressed minorities.
So, just for the lardy element, THIS

/edit - marscapone?.

Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Azra3l Googles "parfuss snow":
www.b3ta.com/talk/2885885
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
More Jimz is needed.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6178998
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
This lot fail to understand the ongoing corruption of Gan :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Dear oh dear
What a terrible waste.
On that note ttfn all
(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
NIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Here:
www.b3ta.com/talk/2732733
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
what... the... fuck...

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Dobsky stopped posting a few days later.
He's back now, but only very occassionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
More!
www.b3ta.com/talk/2732698
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
I love him!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
I don't care what the fat contingent think
Dekion's mentalness amuses me no end
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
me too
i think people just have the wrong idea about him
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
They need someone to hate.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
it should be you dave
if that is your real name
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
NO U!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
why would anyone hate me?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
I heard you throw washers at children

children with cancer
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
What a bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
I heard he told a couple with a child about a really cool bouncy castle at beachy head

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
OH! You see everyone?
well is an absolute cunt, and should be HATED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
aww you guys :D
i'm bookmarking this thread
(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Show it to rose.
She will agree with us. I BET on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
because you don't own a tv

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Hurrah!
More Spacefish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
probably got addicted to those recent episodes of parfuss
it's been quite exciting
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Oh glued eel, you reliable old bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
I'm highly reliable
I just got in from picking your kids up from the pool
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Picking them up?
You were supposed to drop them off, you disgusting man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Eew

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
There's nothing to get
just a retard lactating his ramblings.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
upset :-(
www.b3ta.com/talk/2732762
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Ahh, Dekion is having a spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

having
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
what cheese is used to hide horses?
MARSCAPONE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
you horrid, horrid man

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
GET YOUR REVISION DONE NOW YOUNG MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
Don't do it!
if you do badly it might* be enough to get my pile of shit slightly higher graded.

*won't
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
I'm probably not even doing the same subjects as you.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
French, Italian, Economics.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
DON'T DO REVISION! BECOME A FONZ INSTEAD AND IMPRESS GIRLS LIKE ME!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
It's amazing how many girls think you are pretty.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
DO REVISION, GIRLS ONLY WANT TO STEAL YOUR EYES WHILE YOU SLEEP

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
lololol

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
fuck minorities
fucking minority cunt bastards, fuck the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
*blows shit bubbles at you*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
My first name gets Red Leicester, but my full name gets Boursin.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Cheddar gets stilton.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
i'm semi-hard

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
All of my cheeses are soft and bland
Do they know me or what?
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
It thinks I'm Babybell [sic].
Joke about having a small penis goes here.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
That can't be right...
There's no chance you'd run away from a bloke chasing you in a park...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
St Agur

touch my blue bits
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
*mooshes your eyeballs softly*
oooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
you'll be able to smell your fingers to remind yourself of me for hours

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
St Agur FIVES!
CHEESEPLOSION!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
feta
which is what I'm having for dinner. Should I feel worried or reassured?
(nugchuts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Camembert

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
very nice lightly fried
a lovely soft centre fried cam.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Oh yes I feel I must declare
that I am fond of fried camembert
breaded & bunged in a pan they're
fucking ace them fried camembert
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Needs to be sung by Dame Vera

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Halloumi is aso rather ace when fried.
Fucking expensive, mind.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
Almost everything
is good when fried. Hurray for frying!
(nugchuts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Even ice-cream?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
gouda

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Stinking Bishop
how queer...
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
King river gold
And Meira for the username.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
Feta
I count that as a win
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)