Bath with vinegar in, STAT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

shower with FIVE different bodyshop mango products, thankyou very much
it's like having a bath in tropical fruit, while nubian slaveboys caress you with palm fans

or something
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Vinegar will take the sting out, seriously.
Cold wet towels, also.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)