If you had to dress up as the opposite sex, what would be your choice of clothes?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Everyday lesbian.
I wouldn't even need to change my wardrobe.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

For fuck's sake.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

OH HAI
HOW ARE YOU
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

GOOD KTHX
I BURNED MYSELF IN THE SUN
HOW ARE YOU
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

this
12 hours in the sun today and I forgot my sun cream.

I normall wear factor 50 as I burn like a silly twat..I am going to hurt tomorrow.
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's not sunburn unless three layers of skin fall off and leave permanent scaring.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Sunburn is quite scary, it's true.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I have the slightly shiney shoulders to show for it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

I got really badly burned n one side of my face, throat and leg years ago.
The scar on my throat flares up when I get hot. Very annoying.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Surely neck, rather than throat?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST ONE PEDENT
FUCK OFF
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

No, I was actually curious as to whether she managed to get sunburn on her throat.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

FUCK OFF ANYWAY

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

yeah you are.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Badger used to dread this time of year when he worked on the burns unit.
Constant streams of thick Essex girls with burnt tits smelling of bacon can put you right off a fried breakfast.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I've seen a good few spastics with the arms and shoulders burned off themselves already.
It looks fucking ming, how can they think it looks good.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Same with people who use sunbeds.
I cannot fucking understand it.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Wankers.
BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I bet it didn't put him off applying the burn cream.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

He's only human.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

god, what do they do,
cover themselves in vegetable oil?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Olive oil! Get it right!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Well I don't know, do I?
I don't do anything so daft.
Mind you, my shoulders are a bit sore after being out in it on Sunday.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Poor mooey
*gentle sunburn hugs*
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Oh you nobber.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Bath with vinegar in, STAT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

shower with FIVE different bodyshop mango products, thankyou very much
it's like having a bath in tropical fruit, while nubian slaveboys caress you with palm fans

or something
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Vinegar will take the sting out, seriously.
Cold wet towels, also.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Fine, not sunburned:)
I am an unemployed now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

GET A JOB DOLESCUM

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

FUCK OFF

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Jeans and a t-shirt.
NEXT!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I've done it.
I wore a lovely blue dress with yellow fish on it. I was rather dashing.

£2 from a charity shop.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Jeans and a t shirt I suppose
And a nice bra
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Naked

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

I went in drag to Rocky Horror
My girlfriend liked the leather skirt, but the control-top stocking were too constricting.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

jeans, oxford shirt, tie and suit jacket
some sort of spiffy hat...probably a fedora
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Nice
But if I were to do that, I wouldn't be able to resist a trilby
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

nice
or perhaps a news boy...
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Ooh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

guys should dress like this more

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

No they shouldn't
They look like tossers if they do.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

I happened to read the Wikipedia entry on Fedoras the other day,
and it says that they were originally a women's fashion. Well there you go.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Women's fedoras are gorgeous.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I'd dress as a monk,
and see if I got chucked out of Mancunian shopping centres for being a hoodie.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Probably basketball shorts
Screw it; full basketball outfit.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

If I were a boy...I suppose I'd roll out of bed in the morning and wear what I wanted.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

That's a stupid song.
I do like Halo though. *sads*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I *heart* Bey.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Did you see the video in the newsletter a few weeks ago, it was her doing the dance routine for All the Single Ladies with no backing track.
It was mad.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

She calls herself Bey now?
Oh dear.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

She's called herself that for years, as has her husband, her family, her friends and her fans.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

wanted wore yesterday
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I do this
I'm such a lesbian.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Do lesbians have poor standards of personal hygiene?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

No, and it's unfair to use the term lesbian
I also don't understand how it's bad personal hygeine either, but I'm not too sweaty.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Neither am I.
It's not about sweat, it's about cooking smells, general dirt in the air, all the muck...

I'll put a t-shirt on if I've only worn it for a couple of hours, but I'd never wear the same clothes to work two days running. Ick.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

You don't already do that?
Or have I missed sarcasm?

EDIT: Oh there we go, a song.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I'm wearing shorts and t-shirt at the moment
I think that counts. Girls dress as boys all the time.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I saw lots of topless men on Turnham Green today
I love the summer.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

When you reach a certain level of fat, the difference becomes negligible.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

I'd just dress like a girl wearing men's clothing.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

One with a cock?

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

No Druid. No cocks.
No JPEGs either.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Arghhh, the fucking rabbit has chewed through my iPod cable.
I AM NOT AMUSED.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

i'd probably be a hippy chick with great tits

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

DEKION!
Hello!

I tried to bring up the terrible issue of Gan corruption earlier, but it fell on DEAF EARS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Oh Zeist, I meant to gaz you about that.
Yes, the whole Gan thing is getting out of control.

I PM'd KD about the neutral result.

I'll probably have to look into the whole micron thing.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

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(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)