I'd gladly stand you a drink or two.
If you were willing to go further, I (probably) wouldn't object.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I'VE STILL GOT IT1

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)