How much would you pay JMG for a "boyfriend experience"?
Please. No fruits.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I'd p-...
oh.
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

*pockets chequebook*
good day sir
( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Haha!
You money throwing old Queen!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

HA!
My anti-dockside swiper stance has at long last bore fruit!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Geordie boyfriend experience?
I don't like getting hit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

You wouldn't get up. Southerner.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

So, only girls can answer eh?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

final fantasy xiv will be another shitty mmo
D:
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

haha, final fantasy fourteen sounds like some backstreet Thai jailbait video

( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

great, now i have an erection

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

will there be snuggling?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

NO TIME FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Run away, little north.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Has this turned into Red Indian banter?
*Listens to the ground*
Nuclear fall out. 200 Miles that way. Koreans.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

welcome back

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I'd gladly stand you a drink or two.
If you were willing to go further, I (probably) wouldn't object.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I'VE STILL GOT IT1

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Had one.
Don't need another ever again thanks.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

I'm an officer, and a gentleman.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

The last one was a mackem.
Maybe that was the problem. Other than him being a mad druggie of course.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

A MACKEM, eh?
This accusation of heavy drug use does not shock me.
Stay clear of that banter. A rough person, there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Oh JMG.
If only I'd asked you for advice before embarking on that one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

You had a JMG boyfriend experience?
Oh my.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Not that either of us noticed.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

I wouldn't JMG
But this is a good thing as I am happy with my own boyfriend thankyou.

Hypothetically though, no amount would be enough.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'm expensive for a reason.
I'm great with in-laws and I once wrestled a great dane.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

That depends on what the "boyfriend experience" involves

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

COPULATION AND SEPERATION. All within the space of three hours.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

I would expect payment
and a meal
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)