I have no cake or pie
I do have wine and chocolate that you may have though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I have a lovely lindemans here
Mead flavours with a swimming pool undertone
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

I have unopened wine
And I don't want to open it. I think I'm ill.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Open it you tart

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

No, so sssh it bitch

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

DRINK WINE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)