Bugger
missed my b3tabirth by 2 days

Give me Cake or Pie anyway, 14 days away from my 50th Solar Orbit
( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Show me your bumhole please.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

pay the sheckels first

( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

you'll get him pregnant

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Snipped
too many cubs and not enough money
( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

then i belive we get to see bumhole

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Moar bumhoal plox

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

JEW

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

having a 'hoody'
I could argue the toss from Merseyside, but can't be bothered

:)
( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I DEMAND PIE

( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

you can have some of this Unexpected Pizza I'm currently wolfing down

( moohalaa, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Ooh, unexpected pizza, lovely.
Tastes better than the other sort and has no calories.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

fucking hell it's thebear
any tips on the horses :)
( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

2700 up on a £50 stake was unbeatable
Wait for the new season, ground will benefit from rain
( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

nice one, bring everyone back here, this place is prissy and for the timid now

( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

I have no cake or pie
I do have wine and chocolate that you may have though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I have a lovely lindemans here
Mead flavours with a swimming pool undertone
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

I have unopened wine
And I don't want to open it. I think I'm ill.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Open it you tart

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

No, so sssh it bitch

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

DRINK WINE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

You can have some of these aniseed balls, if you'd like?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

want to buy a piano?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

I have missed most of mine
would you like a hug?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

yes please
*hugs back*
( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

dude, man up

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

if it's any consolation, no one cares

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

i do
so there, fuck chops
( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

you're only caring out of spite

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

nope, i like the old b3tans, they were not as needy
although i do love bingo

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
( mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

we have to come here now and then
or they cut our balls off
( thebear is thebear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

I've got a piece of 5 gum with your name written all over it
warm and cool flavour
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Happy birthday.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)