He gets twattier the fattier you get.
So yes, he does get more twatty each day.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

You shall not incur the fatwrath.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I bet I do

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Nah, he's too busy convincing himself that he's winding me up.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Do you need a shoulder to cry on?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I think I might need therapy for this one, Esme.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I know a guy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Oh, that's right. I'm fat
Thanks for reminding me - I nearly forgot.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

It's okay, I'm like an alarm for fat.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)