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i've got an erection
and an operation booked. God bless BUPA





(don't bother replying to this as it was done for comedic effect)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
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(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Do you get more twatty each day?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Do you get more fatty each day?
Watch Mykey jump in and internet white knight at me here, even though she's got me on lolignore.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Oh bless, i've really got your back up
Perhaps an hour offline would calm you down?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Honestly fat lad, you haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Oh clearly

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
I'd like to point out that on many occasions Team Tubby has said this to me.
I'm on block.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
I wish he'd put me on ignore.
I'd put him on, but unfortunately interesting people have a habit of starting decent subthreads within his sweaty-palmed interwobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
They just can't function
without their daily dose of Vitamin B-lame JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Haha!
That's top banter, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
Trust me, you're not.
He can't do it. Occasionally people have to do it for him when his blood pressure gets too high, but he quickly sneaks back into his profile and takes people off block. He can't bear to miss any possible reference to himself.

It's sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
I hope that's not true.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
I'm afraid it is.
He's been pretending to have Badger on block for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Let's test.
PICKLE FAIRY IS A FAT DULL RETARD.

He should come waddling over to defend her now.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
And admit his egocentricity?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
He's not that intelligent.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
Any minute now, he'll pretend to put you on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Dekion is ten times more entertaining than half the mouth breathers on here

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
He gets twattier the fattier you get.
So yes, he does get more twatty each day.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
You shall not incur the fatwrath.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I bet I do

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Nah, he's too busy convincing himself that he's winding me up.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Do you need a shoulder to cry on?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
I think I might need therapy for this one, Esme.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
I know a guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Oh, that's right. I'm fat
Thanks for reminding me - I nearly forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
It's okay, I'm like an alarm for fat.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
The kids are easy to wind up tonight mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
I'm going to be out that weekend Mongy.
Actually, Reece has got a fishing trip planned with school - two days (but no bivvying). Anything I should get him? He's not fished for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Comedy GOLD.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)