I just sneeze a bit when the pollen count is very high
then I take some tablets and I stop sneezing

then I come here and tell everyone about it

at no point do I feel the need to slap my private healthcare cock in everyone's face
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Pfft.
I get rushed off to the hospital and plied with ventolin. It' fun.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Dream on, Billy Liar.

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)