I've had her, she queefed like a euphonium full of Vaseline

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

That's what she told you.
She'd actually farted.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)