Have we discussed the supposed naked self-photo of Katy Perry.
I don't think it's her.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

This is the news.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

You just put extra pressure on the Google Images server :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

The tiles of local takeaways are lightened, however.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

:O

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

FAUX LESBIAN INTEREST SICKENS ME.
Just so you all know.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Whatever
Show me the pic.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

OK!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

It's the same girl
who pretended to be Miley Cyrus. But she's had Perry's face tattooed on her face.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

I've had her, she queefed like a euphonium full of Vaseline

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

That's what she told you.
She'd actually farted.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I would post a sarcastic reply.
But all the fat dole-scrounging scrubbers on here would then queue up to berate me for being "bitter" and "misogynist". Assuming they knew what the latter meant, which is is unlikely as they're all lazy and illiterate.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

missodginist
i can't be botherd to cheque for spelling
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Misogynistic
is surely the correct word there?
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

or "a misogynist"
fuck knows, someone ask Oxford
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

True, but they wouldn't know that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

wrong nose
hips too wide
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Fair enough.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)