mmm nim nim nim nim it was me biting you nim nim nim
and Oi = www.b3ta.com/talk/6192972 I'm not simple, I'm pretty. There's a difference.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Pretty simple?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

That's the one :)
:'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

*ruffles hair*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

*pats at boobs like a playful cat*
Meeeeeeeeeew!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Daaww, look at your happy little face.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

This is almost as bad as watching a KillerKitti thread on /board.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

If you were any closer I'd fucking throw up on your haircut, don't ever insult me like that again.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

On my haircut?
So, the hair that was cut off, not the hair on my head?

Go for it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

PUBE-CHUCK UP

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I'm not old,
I just know how to wash, there's a difference.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

+ you hairy fuck,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm very clean, trimmed facial hair, no spit ends, designer fragrance
You must be so clean that you've worn away your skin with the all the scrubbing :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Yeah yeah,
are you doing anything on thursday after work? I've got a meeting on the south bank.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I'm going out with some boy mates and probably lots of girls if you fancy it?
I'm going to be around Holborn, bust me a guz dude :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'll gaz you tommoz,
got to be gone by about 10:30 11ish though
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

But what about the free strippers?!?!?!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

You know I shouldn't be allowed around women,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Dude, just go for the one's that haven't got boyfriends and you'd be golden dude :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)